Things to do when you are bored

Welcome, I often thought when I was bored about what I should do when I am bored, my friends and family sometimes ask what they should do when they are bored, so I have decided that I will create a list of things to do when someone is bored. Hopefully this should help you. xx

1. Try  not to think about penguins 
It's harder to be told not to think about something then to be told to think about something. Plus it makes it a challenge. 

2. Rate passer by's
If you are on a bus or waiting somewhere patiently, you could rate the people that pass you on hair, clothes, make up or even face to pass the time, normally you could rate them out of ten but that's your choice

3. Pick your favorite character from a movie, book or something and imagine what they would do in your situation
I say imagine just in case you decide to actually be them because there would be some form of a difficulty. 

4. Try to invent new things
If you are at home or anywhere try to invent something new in your head of if there is something in front of you then try to create something with that, it's really fun, if you are really bored. 

5. Try to call your own number
Hopefully you are carrying a phone with you, because if you are try calling yourself, if it works I think you can have a decent conversation, if it doesn't try someone else's phone

6. Try to scratch ear with elbow
Whether you believe this is impossible or possible you should still try it and don't give up till you succeed. 

7. Say banana after every sentence
If you are in a meeting please do not try this as you could get fired, there could be many way of interpreting what you have said including the banana part so please be careful with what you say, and make sure that if you are going to do this, that you do it with someone you know very well and not your boss or teacher. 

8. Sniff the person next to you, then move away
Please make sure that when you do this it is done with someone you know won't be very offended and that you don't do it so that they feel isolated as you could make them feel depressed. Don't do this to your boss or your teacher and especially not the Queen . 

9. When someone asks you a question only reply back with, 'only time will tell' 
If someone is proposing to you this may not be a sensible thing to say, if you are planning to do this make sure that it is not a very serious conversation as you could get annoying. 

10. Call a random stranger and tell them, 'I know what you did yesterday' 
This can give many weird reactions so be careful who you call and be prepared to be told off badly, (i think you know what I mean) 

11. Run down the street or shop in old clothes yelling master has given me a sock I am free
Be prepared to be kicked out shops or be laughed at a lot, or even be called names as there will be mixed reactions or you will be ignored but who knows

12. Yell it's snowing in class or in a meeting and see who looks 
Please make sure that when you do this that it is not during a funeral or something serious as you will be given tuts and disappointed looks from people all around

13. Go to a wardrobe shop and ask which one takes you to Narnia
Please be as serious as you can when you say this as the people working there would probably think that you are joking with them

14. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is, when they respond say,'it worked, the machine worked' 
If you are to do this then make sure you run out again and ask random people

15. Ask someone what time the 6'o'clock news is
Be prepared to be called many names and make sure that you ask random strangers and note which people you ask in case you meet them again 

16. Go up to a stranger and say, 'Why George, why did you do it?'
Ask a guy this and not a girl as they will think that you are weird or blind 

17. Go up to a random guy with his wife and say, 'Dad, I can't believe I am finally meeting you!'
After you have done that make sure that you tell them you were joking or do what you want just be prepared for the consequences

18. In a public place join in at someone's conversation and laugh manically 
Beware because they would probably move away from you so be careful

19. Film random people then tell them that they are next 
You could be laughed at or someone could just end up calling the police so be careful with how you do this one, make sure you delete the clip or ask people's permission to film them. 

So I hope you like my suggestions and that they benefit you , please do remember that these are jokes, don't take them seriously and be prepared to face the consequences.... bananas 

:)